Fun + Functional Gifts
Fun + Functional Gifts! Looking for gifts that are as unique, fun, and affordable as they are functional? At Perpetual Kid we believe in turning the ordinary into extraordinary. Explore our diverse range of quirky and whimsical gifts, tailor-made for those who love to add a splash of joy to their daily lives. From gadgets that simplify life to decor that adds a touch of whimsy, we've got it all! Because at Perpetual Kid, it's not just about the gift, it's about the experience!
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Peeing Gnome - Self Watering Planter Garden Sculpture
In stockYour Plant's New Hilarious Hydration Hero! Tired of your plants getting thirsty and wilting away? Fear not, for our rather disturbing Peeing Gnome ...
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I'm Going To Need You To Cover That In Chocolate Dish Towel
In stockSo yeah, if you can just go ahead and do that! I'm Going To Need You To Cover That In Chocolate Dish Towel... I understand that it's already chocol...
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Smells Like Happy Oven Mitt
In stockThey don't call it comfort food for nothing! Crappy day? Release the kraken dopamine! Reward yourself with some good food and our Smells Like Happy...
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Purrfect Nails Cat Belly Nail File
In stockHello purr-fect nails! Give your feline friend a good scratch while taking care of your lady claws with our Purrfect Nails Cat Belly Nail File! In ...
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Fox Tape Dispenser
In stockUnleash the Wild on Your Desk! A totally foxy one-of-a-kind Fox Tape Dispenser - where functionality meets the enchanting charm of the wilderness. ...
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Lunch Bot Robot Lunch Box
In stockThe Quirkiest Way to Lunch! Looking for a lunchtime companion that's out of this world? Look no further! Meet our Lunch Bot Robot Lunch Box - the m...
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Oops That Wasn't A Fart Soap
In stockFarts. They can't be trusted under pressure! When you suffer the ultimate "butt-trayl" grab hold of our trusty Oops That Wasn't a Fart Bar Soap! Th...
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DIY Tips & Tricks Mug
In stockJust when you were about to say ah, screw it! 🔩 Wooden you know it, our DIY Tips Tricks Mug appears out of the glue to save the day! Featuring solu...
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Please Wash Your Buttocks Punk Rock Soap
In stockDid you hear that? The shower is calling... I wanna be "sudd-ated"! Mosh pits? cool. Stinky pits? really not cool. Your taste in music may be excel...
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Axolotl Lamp
In stockUnleash your inner marine enthusiast! Illuminate your universe with the irresistibly cute Axolotl Lamp! Dive into an ocean of coziness as this deli...
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Sh*t, Shower 'N' Shave Soap
In stockThe three S's 💩🚿🪒 Fondly referred to as "the 3 s's" this vital butt nugget of information has been routinely passed down from one generation of mal...
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Random Crap Handy Shopping Tote
In stockIt's like a traveling junk drawer! A spoonful of sugar and our Random Crap Handy Shopping Tote will help the most daunting of errands go down so mu...
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Baths 'R' Gross Soap
In stockI won't sit is a gross body soup! Dive into a shower sensation that'll leave baths quaking with envy! Baths 'R' Gross Soap is here to redefine clea...
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Solar System Erasers
In stockNerds love these! Our Solar System Erasers are a set of 8 colorful planets. So now you can hold the universe in your hands and explore space witho...
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Mr. Bendy's Bathtime Soap
Last One! In stock, ready to shipWe don't want to come off as cocky, but... We're sure that special little wanker in your life will love to suds up with our Mr. Bendy's Bathtime S...
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Wash Your Tits Bird Soap
In stockIt's just a little "fowl" language, you dirty bird! We didn't mean to ruffle your feathers! Our cheeky Wash Your Tits artisan soap bar generously l...
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Shakespearean Profanities Cards
In stockThese insults are lit! Literary buffs will thoroughly enjoy the barbed tongue insults highlighted in our Shakespearean Profanities Cards! They're l...
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