I want to be the one to walk in the sun Oh, our Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Birthday Card is for your Cindi Lauper loving gal pal that's been there f...

The cutest card, sight-unseen! Blind-side them with our adorable You Look Great For Your Age Birthday Card, a double whammy of a back-handed compl...

Show me, show me, show meow you do that trick... Are you looking for The Cure to the birthday blues? Fur-ends, post-punk music lovers, and fellow l...

Age is just a number, right? Our Going To Bed At 9PM Birthday Card is a great card to give someone that used to party but in recent years is maybe ...

This message is approved by Waystar Royco Our Succession Cheers To Your Birthday Card truly rules the corporate world of birthday wishes starring n...

It's a little childish and stupid... so are birthdays. Can you think of someone to give our Bueller Birthday Card to? Anyone, anyone? Of course, yo...

Don't be a party pooper! Send our rascally Retro Happy Birthday You Little Shit Birthday Card to your friends and family, and you're guaranteed to ...

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's.. ow that frickin' hurt! 🫣 Ahhh.. the joys of getting older! Our hilarious Mascara Injury Birthday Card is a f...

If you were a cheese, you'd be a damn fine one. Birthdays come every year and this sassy Listen Up Bitches We're Not Getting Older, We're Getting B...

Have a nice, nice birthday Stop collaborate and listen, our Windsuit Birthday Wsssh! Greeting Card is here, and it's our latest addition (of corny ...

Goodness Cretaceous, great balls of fire! Celebrate your friends and family getting one year closer to their personal extinction level event with ...

Everything is coming up Rose’s Take the sting out of turning another year older, with our Happy Golden Years Card! How could you possibly have a ba...

Party like there's no tomorrow Goodness cretaceous, great balls of fire! Our T-Rex Ancient AF Birthday Card sure knows how to party. But let's make...

Celebrate good times, come on! There's a party going on right here, our Sprinkles Official Confettigram, a reaction to last through out the year! A...

Who are you calling old? Birthday grrrrrl, you're barking up the wrong tree! Extremely pup-ular amongst dog lovers, our You're Not Old You're Vinta...

It's funny because it's true. From the self-proclaimed comedian (and favorite child) in the family, this Birthday Card is sure to live up their rep...

Those pesky teenagers are up to no good! 👴👵 Welcome family and friends over the hill and onto your front porch to yell at neighborhood kids in your...

The gift your cat thought you kneaded 😸🤍 Celebrating the joys of pet parenthood our Cat Hairball Birthday Greeting offers a gut-wrenching, heartfel...

Enjoy the texts, but cherish the cards Everyone has to brace themselves for the tidal waves of birthday texts that'll flood a phone faster than a c...

Another birthday? You've got to be kitten! When it just doesn't seem paw-sible, our You're How Old? Bitch Please Card will purrfectly deliver your ...

Let's Taco bout your birthday! This spec-taco-lar Happy Birthday Taco Card is perfect for anyone who properly appreciates the taco, or fine dining ...

Birthdays byte. Save the day with our Floppy Disk Birthday Card! Its realistic die-cut design features mimic that of the once essential secondary s...

Like, have a rad birthday! This choice 80's Pop Music Happy Birthday Card is an awesome way to celebrate a top-of-the-charts birthday with some of ...

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